Wyattisms

Every kid has a saying, or word that's all their own. For me, I was not "Michelle" or "Chelly," for a long time I asked to be called "Shel Me Do," I am unsure why I created this name, but I did. My maternal grandparents were given the names "Mocky and Pocky," by yours truly. My nephews created the words "Paste r raiders" for toaster pastries and "hand batizer" instead of hand sanitizer.

Most kids out grow their creations, and realize the error of their creations. Sometimes they don't, like my husband who insists on saying "gots" instead of "have," and "lightlen" instead of lightning (that one is courtesy of big brother Randy, lol.) But they are funny things people say, and often they make those in the know laugh.

Wyatt is no exception to the kidism creations, in fact he might be an overachiever, lol.

 We have "fruit nackies" and "chicken nackies" instead of fruit snacks and chicken nuggets from "Mick a da donals" not McDonald's. Which he'd pass on for "shausage," "banas" & "strawbears." He just loves sausage, bananas, and strawberries for "my dinner," which could be breakfast, lunch, snacks, or dinner, it doesn't matter, their all "dinner" to him.

When he wants to be held he says "you want to hold me" instead of  "please hold me."

 Andy's cane is Wyatt's "singer" aka microphone.

The railroad crossing is a  ding ding," he's "Wy guy" (that's my creation,) and Emmett is "E guy," (Wyatt's invention,) which I prefer to "Emmett the Schmett," or "Emmy poor." ~~thanks daddy for the assistance of those.

 Anything red and blue is "my Thomas" as in "I want to wear my Thomas pants," which are blue sweats with a red stripe. And his Thomas tic tac toe game was "Thomas tat tat toe," for a while.

He'll ask you to change him by stating "you want to change me."

If he needs dried off after a splish splash (my fault,) he will need his "towe tull," not a towel.

 If you give him cash to hand to someone, he'll ask them for change, even if you don't want or need change.

He's not Emmett's big brother, Emmett is "my big brother." and some day well see God at the "Jacob store." Must be after we drive in "Uncle's" truck to Target and walk in Wyatt's woods. Chris is not Uncle Chris like Randy is Uncle Randy, he's just "Uncle."


Finally, every super hero is "Spider-Man," and "Lightning McQueen" and "Mater" are both "Mater the Greater," thanks to a book, lol.

I am sure I am missing something that cracks us up, but I wanted to get them down before they are history! Kids grow up and change your fast!